tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18905235074229649702012-02-16T16:17:45.803-08:00TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.comBlogger391100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-52603170067950447142012-01-02T07:26:00.000-08:002012-01-05T04:01:49.841-08:00<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-X_n9cF4qLQs/TwHP1W9YhVI/AAAAAAAAAcE/eCy10-oCAQU/s1600/shut%2Bup.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 277px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-X_n9cF4qLQs/TwHP1W9YhVI/AAAAAAAAAcE/eCy10-oCAQU/s400/shut%2Bup.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5693059919576073554" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); line-height: 15px; font-family:arial;font-size:small;"><br /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); line-height: 15px; font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"><i>'Established in the summer of 2011 - Gunther &amp; Burgenstein have been creating high quality, bespoke, digitially crafted keyrings for just over 6 months.'</i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); line-height: 15px; font-family:arial;font-size:100%;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); line-height: 15px; font-family:arial;">These limited edition, one of a kind, bespoke keyrings are now available to the public for a very limited period only!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); line-height: 15px; font-family:arial;font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; ">ALERT: YOU ARE WASTING VALUABLE BUYING TIME READING THIS!</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"></span></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px; font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px; font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;">QUICK! Follow</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#ff0000;"><a href="http://timryan.bigcartel.com/product/g-b-keyrings"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">THIS</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-size:medium;"> link!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); line-height: 15px; font-family:arial;font-size:85%;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); line-height: 15px; font-family:arial;">Please enter the phrase </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); line-height: 15px; font-family:arial;">'BLOATEDMOLLUSK' at the checkout for a chance to win a 0.25% </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); line-height: 15px; font-family:arial;">discount on all orders over £3.50!!!</span></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:85%;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><br /></span></span></div><div><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cHsUH2keMds/TwWO0qunxqI/AAAAAAAAAc0/SNSsOITE6Cw/s1600/crop.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cHsUH2keMds/TwWO0qunxqI/AAAAAAAAAc0/SNSsOITE6Cw/s400/crop.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5694114339354035874" style="cursor: pointer; width: 367px; height: 400px; " /></a></div></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-5260317006795044714?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-92195195432058392522011-11-07T17:23:00.000-08:002011-11-26T09:52:46.418-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g3sEI6u7t_w/TriEpZgMN1I/AAAAAAAAAaM/yluQMm5jQ6c/s1600/jimmysavilleairmax.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 280px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g3sEI6u7t_w/TriEpZgMN1I/AAAAAAAAAaM/yluQMm5jQ6c/s400/jimmysavilleairmax.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5672429577428547410" /></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x-NOlsOVdQ">.</a>-</span></span></span><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:arial;">The fish got too big for the pond!</span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-9219519543205839252?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-48883438392646054742011-10-26T09:56:00.000-07:002011-11-26T09:53:07.356-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1DARSAJLJxs/Tqg81KCha0I/AAAAAAAAAZ0/eF2w-zj5Wpo/s1600/mini%2Beczema%2Bad.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 157px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1DARSAJLJxs/Tqg81KCha0I/AAAAAAAAAZ0/eF2w-zj5Wpo/s400/mini%2Beczema%2Bad.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5667847014971435842" /></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZeC5zOkroQ">.</a>-</span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-4888343839264605474?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-45318158871506957032011-09-03T16:03:00.000-07:002011-09-03T16:05:04.008-07:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a98hQ9ebZ-s/TmKymmIkc1I/AAAAAAAAAYw/GtRZzDSpnP0/s1600/crop.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 393px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a98hQ9ebZ-s/TmKymmIkc1I/AAAAAAAAAYw/GtRZzDSpnP0/s400/crop.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5648273258817286994" /></a> <br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-4531815887150695703?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-77842131270636591482011-05-09T03:50:00.000-07:002011-05-09T04:07:23.763-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">If you havent already heard of them, Dethscalator provide the instore music for Accessorize and Monsoon stores nationwide. </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:arial;">Follow <a href="http://dethscalator.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6600;">THIS</span></a> link and treat yourself to the Chakra Enema of a lifetime!</span></div><div><br /></div><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u9g4xFBgcng/TcfInYNgYtI/AAAAAAAAAX4/RTirwDefqhk/s1600/MINI%2BDETH.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 399px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-u9g4xFBgcng/TcfInYNgYtI/AAAAAAAAAX4/RTirwDefqhk/s400/MINI%2BDETH.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5604668840125424338" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-7784213127063659148?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-63423552089813880022011-05-03T18:32:00.001-07:002011-05-26T04:43:10.423-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">432971 and 124942 having a little natter on their dinner break...</span></span></span></div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KitYIqgadTw/TcCvbZty3KI/AAAAAAAAAXw/rt7kacDQQQI/s1600/mini.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 310px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KitYIqgadTw/TcCvbZty3KI/AAAAAAAAAXw/rt7kacDQQQI/s400/mini.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5602670821743189154" /></a><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL1jj1nJzwQ"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">Someone needs a holiday...</span></span></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-6342355208981388002?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-6209973118472272932011-04-28T09:25:00.001-07:002011-05-16T12:38:32.216-07:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HmW3ap3L_Qc/TbmVBWZTrlI/AAAAAAAAAXY/clcoCltfLjQ/s1600/mini.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 302px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HmW3ap3L_Qc/TbmVBWZTrlI/AAAAAAAAAXY/clcoCltfLjQ/s400/mini.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5600671462036057682" /></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Needless to say, Darren didnt get the job at the Warner Bros store...</span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-620997311847227293?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-45320955047114383872011-03-15T09:37:00.001-07:002011-04-29T15:06:44.001-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Keep your eyes peeled for these little buggers. They're poppin up all over the place now the suns out.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:arial;font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-89zaykPZW6M/TbmVrtzKfNI/AAAAAAAAAXg/iekevsF7RlI/s1600/BOOBY%2BTRAP%2BMINI.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 176px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-89zaykPZW6M/TbmVrtzKfNI/AAAAAAAAAXg/iekevsF7RlI/s400/BOOBY%2BTRAP%2BMINI.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5600672189873028306" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-4532095504711438387?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-50946414036188779812010-12-13T13:58:00.000-08:002011-05-30T06:12:42.599-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">Remember this? The pinnacle of my </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">a</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">rtistic career!? </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">Well now you c</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">a</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">n buy it your m</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px; font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">ad </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">N</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">a</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">n</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">a</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"> or wacky little brother for christm</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">a</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">s </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">for the me</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">asly sum </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">of £7 in </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">a</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"> </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">v</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">a</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">riety of sizes </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px; font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">a</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">nd colours!</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">Follow the </span></span><a href="http://timryan.bigcartel.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CC00;">link</span></span></a></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" line-height: 15px; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CC00;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><a href="http://timryan.bigcartel.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CC00;">!</span></a> </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/TQaZzsI1sGI/AAAAAAAAAWw/PsIxVPu8pmQ/s1600/TOXIC_CRUSADERS.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 278px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/TQaZzsI1sGI/AAAAAAAAAWw/PsIxVPu8pmQ/s400/TOXIC_CRUSADERS.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5550292704081326178" /></a><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/TQaZzsI1sGI/AAAAAAAAAWw/PsIxVPu8pmQ/s1600/TOXIC_CRUSADERS.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a><br /><div><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/TQaZzsI1sGI/AAAAAAAAAWw/PsIxVPu8pmQ/s1600/TOXIC_CRUSADERS.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 15px;"><br /></span></span></span></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-5094641403618877981?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-15917785568627205682010-12-03T02:20:00.000-08:002011-11-07T17:25:03.536-08:00<div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/TPjEy37UjMI/AAAAAAAAAWI/8k2a-CV4Hso/s1600/PEPE%2BFULL%2BMINI.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="cursor:pointer; 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margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 9px/normal 'Helvetica Neue'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">... </span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:arial;font-size:small;">at the kareoke </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:arial;font-size:small;">she sang Bruce Springsteen's Born to Run.</span></p><p style="margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font: normal normal normal 9px/normal 'Helvetica Neue'; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">And every Friday she got the words wrong.</span></span></span></p></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><br /></span></span></div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/TNbVsmbD4wI/AAAAAAAAAU4/twS1IGZ6MiY/s1600/SUNSET+full.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; 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margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 375px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S983jNOapbI/AAAAAAAAAP4/3KBG1mvCpz4/s400/1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467149550636148146" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S92BdtJcsXI/AAAAAAAAAPw/SOCoNqZC6Y0/s1600/2.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S92BdtJcsXI/AAAAAAAAAPw/SOCoNqZC6Y0/s400/2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466667870033064306" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 321px; height: 400px; " /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S92BdIq4TfI/AAAAAAAAAPo/6xlr92xYaO8/s1600/1.jpg"></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-6754552762281977290?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-33146527956726177582010-04-22T07:58:00.000-07:002011-05-03T08:09:48.060-07:00<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S9DXRW2ecbI/AAAAAAAAAPI/vQnsJVPwppM/s1600/POWER+mini.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Picking dirty carrier bags up off the street is hit and miss. Most of the time its either a piece of shit or a used nappy, but every once in a while...</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S9BoH3G-NkI/AAAAAAAAAO4/3QvyFkyVUdE/s1600/ZELDA+mini.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S9BoH3G-NkI/AAAAAAAAAO4/3QvyFkyVUdE/s400/ZELDA+mini.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462980832261977666" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 268px; height: 400px; " /></a><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S9Bnu7EzCmI/AAAAAAAAAOw/HWaKWzciFBU/s1600/ZELDA+mini.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"></span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"></span></span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">'Oh...go on then!' </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Zelda skives another AA meeting...</span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S9BsfVqe8wI/AAAAAAAAAPA/e-JRy84Gg7Y/s1600/FUTURE+MINI.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S9BsfVqe8wI/AAAAAAAAAPA/e-JRy84Gg7Y/s400/FUTURE+MINI.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462985633647489794" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 269px; height: 400px; " /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><br /></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">The future spews forth from an unsuspecting pint glass! It would have been rude not to take a photo.</span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:16px;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S9DXRW2ecbI/AAAAAAAAAPI/vQnsJVPwppM/s1600/POWER+mini.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S9DXRW2ecbI/AAAAAAAAAPI/vQnsJVPwppM/s400/POWER+mini.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463103041192227250" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 261px; height: 400px; " /></a><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S9BsfVqe8wI/AAAAAAAAAPA/e-JRy84Gg7Y/s1600/FUTURE+MINI.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"></span></span></span></span></span></p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><div><br /></div></span></span></span></span><p></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 14.0px 0.0px; font: 14.0px Verdana"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Lord of the Rings Trilogy on legs</span></span></p></span></span></div></span></span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-3314652795672617758?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-86498281026042699952010-04-15T07:56:00.000-07:002010-05-06T05:58:27.099-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S8eQKnTer6I/AAAAAAAAAOg/rTof5eoQCHk/s1600/BATTENBURG+BS2.jpg"></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:Helvetica, serif;font-size:12px;">After a fleeting visit to BS3, Battenburg set sail for shores of a more diverse persuasion. Following a strange green smog on the horizon, he soon found himself walking the culturaly kaleidoscopic pavements of St.Pauls.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Helvetica, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Helvetica, serif;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:-webkit-xxx-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:16px;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S8eQKnTer6I/AAAAAAAAAOg/rTof5eoQCHk/s1600/BATTENBURG+BS2.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S8eQKnTer6I/AAAAAAAAAOg/rTof5eoQCHk/s400/BATTENBURG+BS2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460491585233792930" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 181px; height: 400px; " /></a></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:Helvetica, serif;font-size:12px;">Several hours spent observing the inhabitants revealed that Saint Paul was actually the patron saint of weed.</span></div> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica; min-height: 14.0px"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); ">Battenburgs' notes reference strange nocturnal creatures with abnormally sized eyes, spotted darting from burrow to burrow in the small hours, draped in tribal robes bearing astrological symbols and wearing top hats (some adorned with small bells, presumably so as not to lose one another in the dark). Battenburg, entrigued by their spiritual symbolism and evasive behaviour set a trap baited with a powder referred to by locals as 'K'. After succesfully capturing his <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">query</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">, he was dissapointed to find the pasty white creatures were unable to string a coherent sentence together and were completly useless on every conceivable level (other than to perform </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; font-family:arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">menial</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> tasks in exchange for the afore mentioned powder).</span></span></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Battenburg's studies of BS2 were terminated abruptly after drunkenly expressing preferences of a homosexual nature to a group of malnourished Somali men.</span></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px; font: 12.0px Helvetica"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Once safely back on board, Battenburg set the co-ordinates for the belly of the beast....BS-1!</span></span></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-8649828102604269995?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-27760853432519917062010-04-04T11:15:00.000-07:002010-04-09T12:02:54.558-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S7952R91iRI/AAAAAAAAANY/9kfHDLCbD1I/s1600/SPANIELS+MINI.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S7952R91iRI/AAAAAAAAANY/9kfHDLCbD1I/s400/SPANIELS+MINI.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458215246838991122" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S79fKs4oAnI/AAAAAAAAANQ/ZCv4Qkcnlzg/s1600/ELSCRAP.jpg"></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S7joykQd-QI/AAAAAAAAAMg/cKtioaYMAss/s1600/EVENING+LEADER.jpg"></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:arial, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">...there's a new victim in town...and he's had the same pair of underpants on for 7 months. Tangy!</span></span><div><div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S7jir3mBQOI/AAAAAAAAALQ/Bgitc6Wc2NY/s1600/KIPPER+TYPE+2.jpg"><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S7jir3mBQOI/AAAAAAAAALQ/Bgitc6Wc2NY/s400/KIPPER+TYPE+2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5456360191845023970" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 88px; " /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S7jd3BaUiWI/AAAAAAAAALI/zK_2Vq_OpXU/s1600/PAPER+SIZED.jpg"></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:arial, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">... is the first in a series of short stories based in </span><a href="http://www.mold.org.uk/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">MOLD</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> - Hysteric Market Town. Guaranteed to turn the finest wine into water!</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family:Georgia, serif;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S79fKs4oAnI/AAAAAAAAANQ/ZCv4Qkcnlzg/s1600/ELSCRAP.jpg"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S79fKs4oAnI/AAAAAAAAANQ/ZCv4Qkcnlzg/s400/ELSCRAP.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458185910848324210" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 264px; height: 400px; " /></a><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-2776085343251991706?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-5989002172815518872010-01-23T02:24:00.000-08:002010-01-28T05:20:15.519-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S2GO89EJkGI/AAAAAAAAAKw/oRlX5AkFwlQ/s1600-h/RESIZED.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 265px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S2GO89EJkGI/AAAAAAAAAKw/oRlX5AkFwlQ/s400/RESIZED.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5431779803420790882" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-598900217281551887?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-50719276003717217512009-11-05T05:59:00.000-08:002009-11-05T09:50:55.196-08:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Lucida Grande', serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/SvLaf49djCI/AAAAAAAAAIw/cE5ulDvr7_w/s1600-h/TURDY+MINI.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 336px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/SvLaf49djCI/AAAAAAAAAIw/cE5ulDvr7_w/s400/TURDY+MINI.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400619144571620386" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#333333;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-5071927600371721751?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-53929668831076908012009-10-14T14:49:00.000-07:002009-10-15T08:00:16.770-07:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">He came, he saw...he ripped reality a new arsehole! </span></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">You can buy this t shirt right.....NOW!</span></span></span><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-weight: bold; font-family:arial, serif;"><a href="http://africanapparel.bigcartel.com/product/freddy-t-shirt"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">http://africanapparel.bigcartel.com/product/freddy-t-shirt</span></span></a></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><b><br /></b></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/StCE_nyUlqI/AAAAAAAAAII/xggoRd-DL7o/s1600-h/freddie+t+shirt.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/StCE_nyUlqI/AAAAAAAAAII/xggoRd-DL7o/s400/freddie+t+shirt.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390954982509156002" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 359px; " /></a><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LncAQR47eZo"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6666;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LncAQR47eZo</span></a></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><b>2 minutes 13 seconds <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-weight: normal; ">No-one can touch that shit!</span></b></span></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-5392966883107690801?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-36437736074190603312009-10-12T15:40:00.001-07:002010-08-18T06:27:14.814-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/TGvfqWV1pVI/AAAAAAAAATo/C-_j1bDiR0c/s1600/EAGLE.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 278px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/TGvfqWV1pVI/AAAAAAAAATo/C-_j1bDiR0c/s400/EAGLE.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506740888035239250" /></a><br /><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div></div><div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><br /></span></span></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-3643773607419060331?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-62482758896385483302009-09-23T08:32:00.000-07:002010-10-26T16:07:22.546-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/TMdfIifz-jI/AAAAAAAAAUo/Slm8kOEnksA/s1600/MINI+MENTHOL.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 283px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/TMdfIifz-jI/AAAAAAAAAUo/Slm8kOEnksA/s400/MINI+MENTHOL.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5532495267551771186" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-6248275889638548330?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-4508352911850829122009-09-07T12:51:00.001-07:002010-06-14T13:03:31.321-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;">Dabblin...</span></span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/TBaK5mJbg9I/AAAAAAAAATQ/ivGtWXTZ9BI/s1600/KIPPER+COVER.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/TBaK5mJbg9I/AAAAAAAAATQ/ivGtWXTZ9BI/s400/KIPPER+COVER.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482722318467433426" style="cursor: pointer; width: 282px; height: 400px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, serif; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Leona Lewis' new album cover</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-450835291185082912?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-18027654961488193572009-09-06T16:47:00.000-07:002009-10-13T02:28:45.001-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/SqgwuuUoB3I/AAAAAAAAAHg/HowROQyFPpY/s1600-h/your+baby+2.jpg"></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">This got posted anonymously through our letterbox the other day. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Words really cant explain how much it has enhanced my life.</span></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/Sqgu3Rg5QqI/AAAAAAAAAHY/hPS0UPfhVec/s1600-h/dog+2.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 290px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/Sqgu3Rg5QqI/AAAAAAAAAHY/hPS0UPfhVec/s400/dog+2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5379601282023113378" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Lucida Grande', serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-size:small;"><br /></span></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Lucida Grande', serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Lucida Grande', serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Lucida Grande', serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Lucida Grande', serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Lucida Grande', serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Lucida Grande', serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Lucida Grande', serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Lucida Grande', serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre;font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'Lucida Grande', serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-1802765496148819357?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-13010541981320742922009-09-06T16:24:00.001-07:002009-09-07T12:55:20.756-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;">I dont think this is very funny but it seemed like a good idea </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;">at the time. </span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/SqRE6JdF3VI/AAAAAAAAAGs/-yEtHQc9Lzo/s1600-h/chronic+sonic+2.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 359px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/SqRE6JdF3VI/AAAAAAAAAGs/-yEtHQc9Lzo/s400/chronic+sonic+2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378499620748254546" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;">Click to make it go bigger...</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#333333;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:arial, serif;font-size:small;">I couldnt decide what to wear whilst drawing this picture so I wore the punky leather jacket AND the hip hop baseball cap just to be on the safe side. I bet your wondering what trainers I had on - they were cowboy boots actually! Futage!'</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-1301054198132074292?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-10142029869788730462009-09-06T13:37:00.000-07:002009-09-09T17:41:05.759-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">'Hi! We called today to try and make you feel bad about having fun, but you werent home so we left you this booklet in the hope your retarded enough to join our merry band of homophobic morons!'</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/SqQd4HKhhqI/AAAAAAAAAGI/cmAhGIrs1nY/s1600-h/MINI.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/SqQd4HKhhqI/AAAAAAAAAGI/cmAhGIrs1nY/s400/MINI.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5378456704820283042" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-1014202986978873046?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-79299319212271862402009-09-03T04:37:00.000-07:002010-01-27T11:47:46.295-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/Sp-8PniZ-wI/AAAAAAAAAGA/PIjFtalR1U0/s1600-h/final+small.jpg"></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">Far be it from me to pigeon-hole an entire post code but </span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" white-space: pre; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">im going to anyway...</span></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); white-space: normal; font-family:Georgia, serif;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/Sp-8PniZ-wI/AAAAAAAAAGA/PIjFtalR1U0/s1600-h/final+small.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/Sp-8PniZ-wI/AAAAAAAAAGA/PIjFtalR1U0/s400/final+small.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5377223456601012994" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 256px; height: 400px; " /></a><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre;"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;color:#0000EE;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><br /></span></span></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-style: italic; font-family:arial, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Click to make it go bigger...</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i>Illustrated notes taken from David Battenburgs journal 'A Life Amongst 'Normals''. Battenburg spent several hours with the indigenous peoples of Bedminster recording their conversations and rituals before setting sail for more 'culturally diverse' shores.</i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:arial, serif;">I heard things start to get pretty freaky around BS39...Huge, cranium crushing increases in air pressure, translucent skin an all that jizz!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-7929931921227186240?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-84127506047814306302009-08-19T16:47:00.000-07:002010-01-29T08:55:42.713-08:00<div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:arial, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Illustration from the Cube Cinema Program...</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;">The green was much tangier in reality - whatever that is!</span></div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S2MS9_FoYHI/AAAAAAAAAK4/6TDL9yuxCxU/s1600-h/FISHIN.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 379px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/S2MS9_FoYHI/AAAAAAAAAK4/6TDL9yuxCxU/s400/FISHIN.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5432206431655321714" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/SoyYdkvpyHI/AAAAAAAAAFY/hz3T3mJKqUs/s1600-h/reject.jpg"></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/SoyXu5WQzeI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/2KSI4AsHk10/s1600-h/reject.jpg"></a></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;"><br /></span></span></div><div><div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:arial, serif;">I am working in a Fruit n veg warehouse at the moment. Some people have all the luck! Today I found sanctuary amongst the cucumbers when Phil Collins made an unexpected appearence via the radio. Cucumber anthems!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Heres something you dont see everyday....</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; font-family:Georgia, serif;"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/SoyYdkvpyHI/AAAAAAAAAFY/hz3T3mJKqUs/s400/reject.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371836089393334386" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 299px; " /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:arial, serif;">The managers office and the type of highly confidential paperwork you would perhaps find on his desk. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, serif;color:#666666;"><br /></span></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-8412750604781430630?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-51997242761010566502009-07-15T05:40:00.000-07:002009-07-18T10:03:10.013-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-style: italic; font-family:arial,-webkit-fantasy;">£3.00 - DONT THINK - JUST CLICK! DO IT!!!!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;color:#333333;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;color:#333333;"><i><br /></i></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;color:#333333;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-style: normal; white-space: pre-wrap; "><form target="paypal" action="https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr" method="post"> <input type="hidden" name="cmd" value="_s-xclick"> <input type="hidden" name="hosted_button_id" value="6802821"> <input type="image" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_GB/i/btn/btn_cart_LG.gif" border="0" name="submit" alt="PayPal - The safer, easier way to pay online."> <img alt="" border="0" src="https://www.paypal.com/en_GB/i/scr/pixel.gif" width="1" height="1" /> </form> </span></i></span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: -webkit-xxx-large; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;font-size:130%;color:#333333;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 16px; white-space: normal;"><i><br /></i></span></span></span></span></div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/Sl30lbArWSI/AAAAAAAAAEg/RoKXUffWdyQ/s1600-h/TTW+AD.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 306px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/Sl30lbArWSI/AAAAAAAAAEg/RoKXUffWdyQ/s400/TTW+AD.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5358708055383693602" /></a><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial, -webkit-fantasy;color:#333333;"><i><br /></i></span><div style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;font-size:11;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13;"></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;font-size:11;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13;"></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;font-size:11;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13;"></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:'Lucida Grande';font-size:100%;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: pre-wrap;font-size:11;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:13;"></span></span></span></div></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:arial,-webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><i><br /></i></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-5199724276101056650?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-1297195169763238812009-06-28T05:01:00.000-07:002009-07-15T08:49:50.230-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:arial,-webkit-fantasy;font-size:13;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Hiya Guyz! I recently went through a short phase of staring out of my bedroom window till 4 in the morning. This phase produced a visual fruit that goes by the name of Taste the Whip - A 36 page, black and white book rigerously pumped with over-dramatic climax on a multitude of inconceivable levels! It deals with such topical hot potatoes as global warming, tantric rape and the weed idled tit of a single mother of 3 from Merthyr Tidfyl...</span></span></div></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><br /></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/SjlB7vG75HI/AAAAAAAAADw/6OFvhaWMFgU/s1600-h/TASTE+RED.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/SjlB7vG75HI/AAAAAAAAADw/6OFvhaWMFgU/s400/TASTE+RED.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5348378526992819314" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;" border="0" /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Times;"><div style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 3px; width: auto; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; text-align: left;font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:100%;"><div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Georgia,fantasy;"></span></span></span></div></div></div></div></span></div></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Times;"><div style="border-width: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 3px; width: auto; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; text-align: left;font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:100%;"><div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Georgia;"><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Georgia;"><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/Sgrdr6NWVrI/AAAAAAAAAAU/Luv0BxpQmnI/s1600-h/TURD+MINI.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/Sgrdr6NWVrI/AAAAAAAAAAU/Luv0BxpQmnI/s400/TURD+MINI.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5335320455003133618" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 202px; height: 400px;" border="0" /></a></div></span></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:Georgia;"></span></span></span></div></div></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family:Georgia,-webkit-fantasy;"><span><span><span mce_="" style="font-family:arial;"><span mce_style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); " style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span><span mce_style=" "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Here is an </span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span><span mce_="" style="font-family:arial;"><span mce_style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); " style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span><span mce_style=" "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">illustration</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span><span mce_="" style="font-family:arial;"><span mce_style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); " style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span><span mce_style=" "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> from one of 4</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span><span><span mce_="" style="font-family:arial;"><span mce_style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); " style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span><span mce_style=" "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> short stories called 'Happy Endings'. 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" style="font-style: italic;"><span mce_style=" "><span mce_="" style="font-family:arial;"><span mce_style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">o other books because they didnt need to read another book ever again after reading this one.</span></span></span></span></span></i></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"> </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:arial,-webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="white-space: normal;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);font-family:'Lucida Grande',Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal; white-space: pre-wrap;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></span></span></b></span></span></div></form></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:arial,-webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); white-space: pre-wrap;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:arial,-webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); white-space: pre-wrap;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:arial,-webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); white-space: pre-wrap;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:arial,-webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); white-space: pre-wrap;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:arial,-webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); white-space: pre-wrap;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);font-family:arial,-webkit-fantasy;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); white-space: pre-wrap;font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"></span></span></div></div></div></div></span></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-129719516976323881?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-76737139825715544592009-06-07T16:48:00.000-07:002009-06-08T10:16:06.681-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Suckle on this!</span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; ">Nana in the penthouse bustin out some genesynth on christmas day!</span><br /></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/Si0wTmiilGI/AAAAAAAAADg/ifr9Ch8yJHo/s1600-h/inspiration.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 166px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/Si0wTmiilGI/AAAAAAAAADg/ifr9Ch8yJHo/s400/inspiration.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5344981446079714402" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family:arial;"><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-7673713982571554459?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-74576860465745349652009-05-22T18:03:00.000-07:002009-06-02T05:19:30.224-07:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><br /></span></span></span></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"> ....so if your looking for stocking fillers you can wipe the sweat from that pasty white brow! They still sell Golly Wogs in Wales! </span></span></span></span></div></div><div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/ShdNlU8TeGI/AAAAAAAAABs/lzEVp4EFA3E/s1600-h/golly.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 395px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/ShdNlU8TeGI/AAAAAAAAABs/lzEVp4EFA3E/s400/golly.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5338821186943154274" /></a><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><br /></span></div></div><div><br /></div><div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:arial;font-size:13px;"><br /></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1890523507422964970-7457686046574534965?l=hellsbellends.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TIM RYANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06557379413051023705noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1890523507422964970.post-39711043957016659542009-05-22T17:35:00.000-07:002011-11-29T20:36:27.453-08:00<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbRJaFEJDlw/ShdFsadlHpI/AAAAAAAAABU/VzU_nM7-9iA/s1600-h/BENNY.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style=""><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:arial;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;">Once youve read how Ginsterz are planning to save energy around the house, perhaps you too will find your own special way of lowering your carbon footprint , leaving you with enough good karma to stare at the next door neighbours cats arsehole for an extra 12 seconds per day.<br /><br />Stay green garbage hedz!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); 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